We are Ishmael: Cricki Leaks captures its white whale

SLEEPING BEAUTY: Ryan Sinclair, fitting in some preparation before he goes out to bat.TO paraphrase perennial underachiever George Costanza – “we’re back baby, we’re back”.
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Cricki Leaks will never apologise for anything – ask Ned Morrish, we provide a public service – but after an extended hiatus we do feel like we owe our fans an explanation.

Rumours were abound Orange cricket of a legend, drifting through Orange committing cricketing atrocities but always flying under Cricki Leaks’ radar.

Not anymore.

We searched, and we hunted.

While Cricki Leaks was absent from these pages he became our white whale – unable to be caught, and determinedly inscrutable.

He even took to boasting about his ability to remain out of Cricki Leaks’ watchful eye.

“They can’t get me, I’m untouchable,” he reportedly quipped to his teammates.

But after several long weeks, this desk succeeded where captain Ahab could not. We caught our white whale.

His name?

Ryan Thomas Sinclair.

There are few cardinal sins on, or on the sidelines of, a cricket field.

Wearing the wrong cap, shirt or pants is one, as is falling asleep at the ground or dropping a catch for a five for or a hat-trick – Sinclair’s committed all of them this season.

While sporting pants of pale fuschia after washing his whites with his lucky red pantaloons, the Laurie Daley look-a-like has become Orange City’s very own Sleeping Beauty.

In fact this desk is convinced Sinclair is completely nocturnal, so rarely is he sighted awake during the day.

Sinclair continuously channels his inner narcoleptic to fall asleep anywhere, and everywhere on the sidelines of Orange cricket fields, often asking to shift further down the batting order in a bid to catch some more zeds.

We’re fairly certain he also waits for the kiss of a Prince Charming – we hope it’s Mick Corby – to awaken him in time to bat.

But it was Sinclair’s most recent game where Cricki Leaks finally nailed its target.

After showing up to the ground wearing his old club’s shirt, and claiming “it doesn’t matter what shirt I wear, I’ll still take five wickets”, Sinclair regularly flouted skipper Shaun Churchill’s orders.

He did not bowl to his field, taking just one scalp, but then did the unthinkable. He dropped a catch on a hat-trick ball.

Showing all the tactical nous of a jellyfish Sinclair once again disobeyed his captain, who requested he stay where he was at square leg, instead deciding short leg was more appropriate for Paul Flitcroft’s hat-trick ball.

Naturally, the batsman clipped the ball off his pads straight through Sinclair’s splayed out hands before landing, you guessed it, in the exact spot Churchill requested he remained.

At this point we, you stand and applaud the one, the only, Ryan Thomas Sinclair.

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With solar panels already installed and connections to the natural gas mains for heating, cooking and hot water, new owners can be assured that they will have reduced power costs.

There is also the convenience of a heatpump and reversecycle air conditioner.

The home contains two living areas, spa bath, an ensuite and walk-in robe off the master bedroom.

There is a workshop beneath the house for those DIY projects, and plenty of storage space throughout the home.

The backyard is spacious, perfect for kids or pets, with a shed and a four-car garage to complete the package.

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Novak, Fraser perform at festival taster

TOMMY TASTER: Tommy Novak will perform at an appetiser for the Granite Town festival.
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If you are already missing Granite Town, this year’s festival is offering a preview next month.

The Sandbar event on Sunday, April 5 is an appetiser for the Moruya’s Festival of Jazz, Funk and Food in spring.

Granite Town President Jeff Afflick said LJ Hooker Moruya had agreed to sponsor the taster, a pop-up bar at low tide on the Moruya River.

“The Sandbar is the first in a series of events that will lead up to the festival,” Mr Afflick said.

“It will capitalise on Moruya’s greatest assets – our history, our river, our food, great music and our fantastic community.

“After being ferried out on the river, guests will enjoy fresh local oysters, gourmet canapés, drinks, and live music.”

Malua Bay-born artist Tommy Novak will perform.

“Tommy sings and plays with unreserved emotion making full use of a voice reminiscent of Roy Orbison,” Mr Afflick said.

“He will be supported by the highly talented jazz and Latin instrumentalist, Matt Fraser.”

Whether it’s enjoying local delicacies, sipping a glass of something in a unique location or listening to live music, this event is sure to entertain.

Tickets are $66.

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Canberra woman threw shoes, spat at police

A CANBERRA woman will have to complete 120 hours of community service after spitting and throwing her shoes at police while under the influence of alcohol.
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Tabisa Biech Makoi, of Light Street, Manuka, appeared at Queanbeyan Local Court this week facingfive counts of assaulting an officer in the execution of duty and one charge of refusing or failing to comply with direction.

Magistrate Michael Antrum described the accused’s behaviour as “disgraceful”. She repeatedly cursed at police and assaulted three different officers while being arrested.

“The language you used on New Year’s Eve was disgraceful, that sort of language isn’t acceptable anywhere…there were families there and kids. You were using the Fs and the Cs and throwing them around as if you were on a ship or somewhere,” he said.

“[Police] have enough to do on New Year’s Eve without you engaging in this disgraceful conduct.”

The incident occurred on January 1, 2014 while the woman was celebrating New Year’s Eve at Bondi Beach.

Police approached Makoi, 22-years-old, after they witnessed her in the middle of an altercation with a male.

She was directed to move on and warned about her offensive language. Her friends tried to take her away but she threw her shoes at the police, according to court documents.

Makoi was arrested and while being walked to the cage truck swore and spat at officers. Her saliva hit one officer in the eye and another one on the back of their police vest and down their right arm and hand.

The woman continued to be uncooperative kicking the door onceshe was secured in the cage truck and then refusing to get out of the truck whenthey arrived at the station.

While officers tried to get her out of the truck, she struck one and spat again.

Once in the charge room she was verbally abusive and violent. She was not afforded the opportunity of an interview.

Makoi told the court she was under the influence of alcohol during the time of the incident.

She was ordered to comply with a nine month good behaviour bond and to pay a $110 fine in addition to the 120 hours of community service.

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Throwback ThursdayMarch 1978

Throwback Thursday | March 1978 Basketball presentation , Ross White, Reg Cowden, Allan Mundey and members of the winning PBC womens team Ethel May, Vivian Knight, Leeane May and Helen Dul
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Basketball news – Kath McCraken joined the exclusive ranks of life member of the Lithgow District Basketball Association

Baseball action – Lansdowne No 2 runner Kevin Baker comes home while stopgap catcher Billy Boundy looks for the ball in the outfield

Baseball action – Trevor Mills was set to trap G Muir sliding back to base. Was he out??

Cute: Christie Thurlow’s pet rabbit Peter was the grand champion of the RSPCA pet show held at Lithgow Primary School back in 1978. With over 60 exhibitors it was considered a success.

Girl Guides – Zoe Burgess received the honor of going to Sydney to receive the Queen’s Guide certificate from the Governor of New Sale Wales

Baseball action – Grand finalists Workies Animals; M Seckold, P Fenton, I Pilley, G Hilliard, D Collins, G Goodwin, P Nightingale, K Hanrahan, G Dean, K Lewis.

Baseball action – Grand finalists Lansdowne CIG; D Evan,s T Mills, W Robson, G Vought, G Nicholls, A Dellabosca, P Kearney, P Burden, S Casey

Around the school – Some students from Class 2 ten at Cooerwull infants school took part in a project named “our community”. They dropped into Cook Street fire station to see what type of equipment the fire brigade used. Brett Roach, Roger Smith, Angelique Brown, Lisa Piggott and trying to squirt the photographer is Scott Williams

Lucky shopper photo taken at the Co-Op Society’s Supermarket

Esme Finn had to make a run for cover in 1978 after a sudden storm hit.

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Some of the specials available at Bracey’s

Woolworths specials available in 1978.

Lithgow High School sports afternoon, a tense moment in the mixed doubles as Bronwyn Baker gets ready to take a shot while partner David Jennings keeps his eye on the ball

Floodtime, some shots of the water gushes across farmers creek bridge and across the driveway of the Golden Fleece service station at Bowenfels

Floodtime, frustrated drivers trying to get across the flooded section of road at Great Western Highway Bowenfels.

Floodtime, The swollen farmers creek

Specials at Coles just in time for Easter

Floodtime, The heartbreaking scene for residents of Coalbrook street as the flooding neared its peak. This was the scene at the intersection of Coalbrook and Albert Streets

Floodtime, The Salvation Army was there to assist people in Lithgow whose homes were flooded. Fayle Feltham, Marie Cockburn, Helen Rowling, Cherrie Rowling, Kerry Rowling and Trevor Rowling were among the evacuees from Coalbrook street

Floodtime, the Glanmire looking back from the hermitage hall

Floodtime, A view from Albert Street Bridge

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Floodtime, McCauley Street

Floodtime, flooded farmers creek swirls around homes near the intersection of Albert and Coalbrook Streets

Floodtime, The scene in the Vale of Clwydd

Baseball action, Garry Vought slides into home plate ahead of catcher Jeff Goodwin. The game was played in torrential rain

Baseball action, Willy Henderson provides a dry towel for team mate Ken Lewis

Floodtime, Marcus the station dog at Lithgow ambulance station became stranded when water flooded through the premises. He was rescued by Deputy Superintendent Warren Boyle

Floodtime, Sisters Kylie and Peta waiting patiently for their school bus which was delayed due to the deluge of rain

Baseball or water polo?, Robert Hawes found an unorthodox use for his chest guard during the downpour.

Baseball or water polo?, Peter Kearney sloshes his way towards the batters plate.

Floodtime, Massive washaway at the top end of McCauley street caused by the intense force of the flood water rushing down the mountain after days of rain

Floodtime, it was anything but a happy easter for the residents of Coalbrook street. John Kinkade attempting to hose mud out of a piece of carpet

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Floodtime, John Schwager of Stephenson street found the best to clean the much from his car was to remove the seats and hose out the debris

Floodtime, New homes between Tank and Union streets come under threat during the flood

Floodtime, a fence in Ferro street could not withstand the downpour.

New Leaders for Lithgow High school, Craig Gillard, Carolyn Neville, Ald J Hall, Pincipal W. Stephenson, Margot Warren and Stuart Charlton the 1978 School captains

Star Wars was showing at the Theatre Royal

Another amateur boxing champion, this was Ken Bolt’s predication about Brett Young back in 1978

Easter gesture, The students of Sunnybank Special School were entertained by youngsters from the Ineract Group at Lithgow High school with songs and an Easter pantomime. They also presented the students with Easter eggs

Croquet Anyone?, Mrs Buck, Mrs Glass and Mrs Hanrahan taking a break.

Croquet Anyone?, Mrs Gladys Glass marks the ball with her mallet on the green. Mrs Nell Ross, Mrs Dot Hanrahan and Mrs Win Buck look on

Swimming Stunners, Dianne Bell and Debbie Gaynor enjoying the pool before it closed for the winter season.

Lithgow High school girls Debbie Partridge going up for a basket.

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The Salvation Army’s new place of worship in Cook Street received an update to allow it to seat at least 60 people and create a Youth Centre.

Lithgow farewelled two golfing stalwarts Max and Jean Emmerton who left Lithgow for Taree back in 1978. The Emmertons had joined the club in 1966.

Popular sporting personalities, Barbara Watters and John Sheppeard at the Lithgow Golf Club for the Friday night beef and burgundy night

A dinner dance was held at the Hydro Majestic back in 1978 for the princely sum of $5 per head!

A “worms eye view” of a baseball match taken from behind the pitcher. Batter Peter Kearney ready to hit it out of the park

Giving a new top class view of all the races at the greyhound track was the “multi-thousand dollar” grandstand complex. The well grassed interior section of the track was being used by Workies under 12 and under 14 league teams under coach Dave McCann

The sad and sorry state of the laneway looking west to east from near the rear entrance of the old Mort Street TAFE college. In 1978 it was a cul de sac laneway off mainstreet and therefore not maintained as an “all-through passage”.

Caddies restaurant was serving French Cuisine to the locals in 1978.

A classic add for Hassans Walls Motors. Would you buy a car from these lads?

Social pages; well known golfing quartet, Flo Hill, Peg Hoy, Jean Gregory and Patsy Beljon enjoying the Beef and Burgundy night at the Golf Club.

Social pages; John Sutton having a turn or two on the dance floor at the Golf Club Beef and Burgundy night

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Social pages; Janice Evans, Deidre Culla, Neville Kerrison and Pam Kerrison.

Social pages; Westy Jenkins, Jack Wilkinson and Pat Wilkinson full of good cheer on a night out.

Social pages; Col Rawsthorne and wife Fay having a splendid time.

Social pages; Elaine Millar with a big smile for the camera.

Social pages; Shirley Kable, Phil Evans, Jim Cronin at the farewell for Max and Jean Emmerton.

Social pages; Gordon Case and his wife Lorraine, Col and Fay Rawsthorne

Classic add from Merv Moore’s Discount Carpet Centre

Lithgow City Bowling Clubs Bill Bradley lends a hand at the club.

City Club’s head greenkeeper, Ray Lovett and apprentice greenkeeper Chris Davie hard at work at the club.

Real Estate prices back in March 1978

Some classics were showing at the Theatre Royal in March 1978

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Another shot of Lithgow City Bowling Club head greenkeeper Ray Lovett working hard on the No 3 green.

Baseball action – A GT Blues player is about to send down a “stiff arm” delivery.

Baseball action – Pat Mason (Wang Greens) clobbers the ball into the outfield. Margaret Benson was the catcher for the GT Blue Angels.

Lucky Shopper – taken at the Co-op Society’s supermarket

Tracy Graves from Sodwalls with brother Andrew, her father Neville Graves (busdriver), mother Sue Graves and brother Geoffery. Tracy suffered from Hydatid which took a long time to diagnose but thankfully it was discovered.

Allan Bentley assistant greenkeeper at the Lithgow City Bowling club, takes a breather.

Extensions to the Lithgow City Bowling club cost $7,600. Mr Clarrie Parnaby checks out the fitting of the new aluminum windows installed at the club.

Greyhound club new grandstand and judge’s box cost $70,000.

Huxley homes opened a display home in Macauley street back in 1978. Mrs Lorraine Wilkinson, Ald Ian Holt, Mrs Elizabeth Holt and their daughter Jennifer at the Huxley homes “house warming”.

Huxley homes display homes – Mr Mike O’Donnel, Ald John Hall. Mr Wes Anderson and Mr Keith Werry inspect the new Huxley homes display house.

Honeymoon on Magnetic Island, Karen and Philip Bell were married in 1978 at St Patrick’s Catholic Church.

This week’s Throwback Thursday gallery is proudly brought to you by the Lithgow Show Society. The 2015 Lithgow Show is open on Friday March 20 from 2pm-10pm and Saturday March 21 from 10am-10pm

Baseball fan, a young toddler found the catcher’s garb just a little too large.

Enjoying the sun Kerry and Karen Morris enjoyed the last of the hot summer weather at the Lithgow pool.

Baseball action.

A field of 15 runners got away for the start of the womens open 3km cross country event, Lithgow’s Christine Stockley (far right) broke away from the field and went on to win in 11 minutes and 57 seconds.

Scouts were losing numbers due to lack of interest in 1978 – some of the local boy scouts.

Scouts boys enjoying some activities

Baseball action, Russ Jeffery makes the sand fly as he scurries home in the Workmans Club Eagles versus the Wallerawang match.

Lucky Shopper – another lucky shopper snapped at the Co-op Society’s supermarket.

Brand new CTS Coal Waggons loading from the dumps in Hermitage Washery storage. These were the latest design and the pride of the Public Transport Commision. Truck handlers Joe Thompson and Keith Northey give the new coal waggons the once over.

Girls baseball action

Girls baseball action

New flat type accommodation was built in Sandford Avenue back in 1978. Being described as modern it was built on the old Lithgow Motor Body Works site. These flats were built due to lack of accommodation in the Lithgow area.

Basketball presentation, Ann Bright was named womens player of the year, Geoff Knight was male player of the year pictured with Jim Riley and Merv Emms who helped pioneer basketball in the Lithgow area.

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